A Rich Woman Brags A Little Too Much And Is Smacked Down Hard

It doesn’t matter who we are, we all have a story to tell. The problem is, some people tell the story in a way that gets on other people’s nerves and others tell it as it is. In some cases, we walk away from such as situation and regret the fact that we didn’t speak our mind and say the perfect thing to put them in their place. It is often after we are finished with the situation that we think of the perfect thing to say. That isn’t the case with the following joke, and the person said just the right thing at just the right time.

Two socialites are conversing on the porch of a large white-pillared mansion.

The first woman said, “When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me.”

The the second woman commented, “Well, isn’t that nice?”

The first woman continued, “When my second child was born, my husband bought me that Ferrari you see parked in the drive.”

Again, the second woman commented, “Well, isn’t that nice?”

The first woman boasted, “Then when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.”

Yet again, the second woman commented, “Well, isn’t that nice?”

The first woman then asked her companion, “What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?”

The second woman replied, “My husband sent me to charm school.”

“Charm school!” the first woman cried. “For heaven’s sake, child, what on Earth for?”

“Well, it comes in very handy. For example, instead of saying, ‘Who cares,’ I learned to say, ‘Well, isn’t that nice?’


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