There are many different types of people in this world and, at times, we might not be in the most comfortable situation when someone’s personality meshes with our own. The problem really comes to the fore when it happens to someone in your own family. Let’s face it, there are going to be times when members of our own household embarrass us and that is what they experienced in this story. It may not be true but when you read what happened, you are sure to crack up.
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier, and took her to the vet.
We didn’t know what to call her so we named her ‘Pussy-cat.’
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, ‘OK, but don’t forget to wash her, she stinks.’
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don’t see eye to eye.
The vet calls my husband ‘El-Cheap-O’. and my husband calls the vet ‘El-Charge-0’.
They love to hate each other, and constantly ‘snipe’ at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD’s waiting room and the office was full of people waiting to see the doctor
A side door opened and the vet leaned in – he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, ‘Your wife’s pussy doesn’t stink anymore, and it’s finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she’s pregnant. God only knows who the father is!’
Then he closed the door.
And that is what’s called “getting even.”