When was the last time you took a flight? Some people may fly regularly for business or perhaps you flew for pleasure but in either case, it’s convenient to get on a plane in one city and land in another city just hours apart from each other. Of course, there are going to be problems at times and it sometimes occurs in the most unexpected way. In the following joke, it happened when a pilot made an error and in the end, I think everybody got a good chuckle once they settled down.
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and… OH… MY GOD!”
Silence followed… complete silence!
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!”
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled…
“For the luvva Jaysus… you should see the back of mine!”