It doesn’t matter who we are or where we go, there are certain rules that we must abide by. Some of those roles are going to be inconvenient and we may even decide that they aren’t for us but it doesn’t mean that we are able to step outside the lines anytime we want. In fact, there are many cases in which it is important to stay within the lines, not only for our own good but for the good of others around us. In the following story, we see such a situation that has a very humorous ending.
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was camping it up outrageously. He seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us:
”Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle.
“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your tray, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat:
“Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”