One of the things that very few people enjoy doing in life is going to the dentist. It’s still something that we may have to do on occasion, especially if we have any type of dental problem that needs to be corrected. Of course, we all realize that we should go to the dentist for our regular checkup but it is difficult to convince ourselves of that fact when we are dealing with so many other issues. In the following joke, a man goes to the dentist but he refuses a Novocaine shot or gas. That is when the dentist came up with a hilarious solution.
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anesthesia shot.
“No way, no needles! I hate needles!” the man exclaims
So she starts to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man says, “I can’t do the gas thing either. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!”
The dentist then asks the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill. “No,” he says, “I’m fine with pills.” So the lady dentist gives him two little blue pills and he swallows them. “What are those?” he asks. “Viagra,” she calmly replies.
“I’ll be damned,” said the man, “I didn’t know Viagra works as a pain killer.”
“It doesn’t,” says the wise lady, “But it’ll give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.”