Women are sometimes accused of nagging their husbands, but if you ask any of them why they do it, they will admit it is because their husbands are not quick to take action. It is a vicious cycle and it doesn’t typically have a happy ending.
That is, of course, unless you are talking about this joke. It involves a woman who nags her husband but doesn’t get anywhere with it. In the end, however, she hatches a plan and her husband gets whats coming to him.
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered,
“What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!”
Next time the sink was dripping, she asked him again, “Honey, can you fix the faucet?”
The husband replied, “What do I look like to you? A Plumber?!”
Two days later, a light bulb went out and she begged him again, “Honey, can you change the light bulb?”
His reply was, “What am I? An electrician?!”
A few days later, the husband comes home from work to find that the lawn is cut, the faucet is fixed, the light bulb is changed. Very surprised, he says, “Honey, what happened here?”
The wife replies, “You know our new next door neighbor? He came over and fixed everything.”
The husband says, “Honey, how did you pay him?!”
“Oh, you know,” the wife says, “he told me that I could either bake him a cake or make love with him.”
Somewhat relieved the husband asks, “Whew, so what kind of a cake did you bake for him?”
The wife replies, “Who do you think I am? Betty Crocker?!”