When was the last time your zipper was down and you didn’t know it? It is one of the more embarrassing things that we might experience and sometimes, it happens at the most inappropriate times. The problem with having your zipper down is that you are never quite sure if you forgot to put it up if it was a zipper malfunction. In any case, we always appreciate it when somebody lets us know of this social faux pas. Then again, this joke shows that we don’t always ‘get it’ when somebody lets us know.
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.
A lady cashier walked up to him and said, Your barracks door is open.
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, Your fly is open.
He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was who told him about his barracks door.
He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said,
When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?
The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said,
No, no, I didn’t. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.’
Source: Tickld
