Before internet forums, folks used to write actual letters and send them into newspaper advice columns, sometimes waiting weeks or months for a reply (if they ever got one). While there were likely dozens of different advice columnists out there, without question, the most well-known columnist has to be Abigail Van Buren (whose real name was Pauline Friedman Phillips). She was the person behind the “Dear Abby” advice column for a very long time. She also had a twin sister named Esther who ran her own advice column called Dear Ann Landers. While over the years, Dear Abby had received thousands if not millions of questions, there are a few that likely had the author rolling on the floor with laughter. Here are just a couple.
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Dear Abby, I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.
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Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a milddle=aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
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Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, fowl language, and violence on my VCR?
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Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.
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Dear Abby, I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
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Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
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Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now how do I get out?
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Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
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Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.
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Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered and I think she is going through mental pause.
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Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a 10-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, how can a baby that big be that early?
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Dear Abby, You told some women whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now, what do I do?