There may be many different types of jokes but sometimes, you know that something is going to be funny from the moment that you hear it. That is often the case when it is a hillbilly joke, because it can go in so many different directions but all of them are hilarious. At times, a hillbilly may even be put into somewhat of a serious situation in the middle of a joke and it still turns out funny. That is the case with this joke, when two hillbillies see a woman choking at a restaurant. Enjoy your laugh for today!
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’ The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’
