Jokes can be split into many different categories but one that tends to get a good laugh is a blonde joke. That is, of course, unless you happen to have blonde hair. Even then, you may be able to take a joke and laugh at yourself, even if it doesn’t quite fit your personality. There are some blonde jokes that are funny because they are so ridiculous but their other blonde jokes that are well thought out and leave you laughing for a long time. This is one that will crack you up.
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times’