For most men, picking up women anywhere can feel nearly impossible. This is especially true in a bar setting, where most women fully expect to hear endless pickup lines from one-track-minded men all night long. While most folks cringe at the idea of pickup lines, the thing about them is that some do actually work, even if they break the ice using comedic relief. And then there are those rare occasions when a guy actually captures a woman’s interest enough for her to invite him back to her place. That’s just what happened to the man in this story, who thought for sure he was going to “get lucky” that night.
While enjoying a drink at the bar, a guy decided to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone.
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To his surprise, she asked him to join her for a drink and eventually asked if he’d like to come back to her place. The pair jumped into a taxi and went back to her house.
Later, the young man pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
“There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replied.
Opening the bedside table drawer, he found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.
“Is this your husband?” he inquired nervously.
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“No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend then?”
“No, don’t be silly,” she said, nibbling away at his ear.
“Well, who is he then?” demanded the bewildered fellow.
Calmly, the girl took a match, struck it across the side of her face, and replied, “That’s me, before the operation.”
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