One of the types of jokes that we hear more than any other tends to be one involving infidelity. We realize it isn’t a laughing matter in real life, but when it is told as part of a joke, it often gets us chuckling.
That was the case of the following joke about three men who had to talk about their infidelity before going to Heaven. It has an interesting twist, however, because it is not only a funny story, it is one that will leave you laughing because of the punchline.
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to go through and into Heaven.
The angel at the gate tells them, “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”.
The first guy says, “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”.
The angel gives him an old model pickup truck.
The second guy says, “11 years and only once.”
The angel grants him a Mercedes.
The last man says, “20 years and not once, we loved each other with all our hearts.”
The angel is duly impressed and bestows upon him a gold edition Lamborghini.
The man soon passes the other two men.
Hours later, the two men catch up to him at dinner. He’s sitting alone at a table, sobbing and muttering to himself.
One of the men approaches him and says, “I know we are dead, but it could be much worse.”
The guy looks up and says, “Don’t be upset? Thirty minutes ago, I passed my wife, and she was riding a skateboard!”
