There are many people that we consider to be heroes but one that often doesn’t get the attention that they deserve is a schoolteacher. They are the ones that are responsible for taking care of our children while we are off earning a living and sometimes, they have to deal with issues that go unspoken. This includes some of the frustrating times that they may be trying to teach our children and they just aren’t “getting it”. The teacher in this joke was having such a difficulty when she asked her students a simple question. The solution was more than she could take.
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate, not fascinating”.
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate.”
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate”, so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.”
