For guys, birth control can be a touchy subject, especially when it comes to “going under the knife” for a more “permanent solution.” Of course, the surgery is a lot more invasive for women, but still, many guys don’t want their “equipment” tampered with in any way by a doctor. Some fear it may never work again, while others just don’t want to experience the post-surgery discomfort. However, for others they’re objections are based more on the financial cost than anything else. Such was the case for the husband in this joke who wanted to use a cheaper form of birth control.
After having the 10th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough since they could not afford another kid.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that a procedure called a vasectomy could fix the problem, but it was expensive.
A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in an empty beer can and then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
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The guy said to the doctor, “I may not be a smart man, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.” He wanted a second opinion, so he visited a doctor in Georgia.
That doctor began to speak of a vasectomy, but seeing his patient was from Alabama, he told him to go home and get a cherry bomb light, put it in an empty beer can, and then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
Since the second doctor told him of the same procedure as the first doctor, he decided it MUST work. So the man went home, lit the cherry bomb, and put it in the beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count: “1,2,3,4,5” at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
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LOL, oh no…
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