We may have many special days during the year, some of which are special to many people and others that may just be special to select few. One of the days that tends to be private but perhaps one of the more special days we experience is our wedding anniversary. It comes around once a year and when it does, we do what we can to make the day one that is memorable. It seems as if a husband found himself in some trouble when he forgot about that special day. By the time it was over, he had more regrets. Enjoy the joke.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a medium-sized box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
