Do you play golf? I’ve never played, and my wife hasn’t either. It’s a sport that lots of people are passionate about, so it must be lots of fun, but we’ve never had a desire to learn to play. Last year, my wife went to visit a friend whose parents live in a golf course community in Pinehurst, North Carolina. Most of the people who live there are at least in their 30s and older because it costs a lot to live there. My wife was fascinated. She came home and told me that the people who live there live golf as a lifestyle. I didn’t realize there were entire communities built up around golf, and apparently, this is one of the oldest and most famous ones in the world. Who knew, right? Enjoy the golf joke below.
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course.
Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.”
He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached her again with the same request. She said, “I’m on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole.”
Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
He finished his round and went to the clubhouse, where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
The bartender said that she was a saleswoman and played the course often.
He approached her and said, “Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I’m in sales, also. What do you sell?”
She replied, “If I tell you, you’ll laugh.”
“No, I won’t.”
“Well, if you must know,” she answered, “I work for Tampax.”
With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.
She said, “See? I knew you would laugh.”
“That’s not what I’m laughing at,” he replied. “I’m a salesman for Preparation H. So I’m still a hole behind you!”