One of the most convenient ways to get from one place to another is flying on a plane. It has been that way for many years, and I think that most people appreciate the fact that you get on a plane in one city and step off in another city within a matter of hours. Of course, flying does have its challenges and that is especially true now that we are dealing with a pandemic. It also had some challenges before the pandemic, and one of those is brought out in a most hilarious way in the following joke.
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and… OH… MY GOD!”
Silence followed… complete silence!
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!”
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled…
“For the luvva Jaysus… you should see the back of mine!”
