Many of us did certain adventurous things when we were younger that we wouldn’t dream of doing today. And a lot of couples when they marry young tend to have a lot of extra “energy” when it comes to activities they may do lest frequently together as they grow older. However, it would be a mistake to assume that older couples never feel that old spark from time to time. After all, they are still the same people they were back when they were a bit wilder, as one cop learned in this fictional joke about an elderly couple caught doing something quite unexpected.
Jim leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”
Yes, she says, “I remember it well.”
OK, “How about taking a stroll around there and we can do it for old time’s sake?”
“Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!”
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers going at it. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and lean up against the fence.
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious love making the policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, “Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?”
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, “Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.”