Man’s Parrot Won’t Stop Swearing And Ends Up In The Freezer

If you have ever had a parrot, you realize that they have a mind of their own. We all know that parrots are only able to mimic the words that they hear but sometimes, it seems as if they are able to use them in ways that show they truly understand what they are saying. Some types of birds even have an attitude and they have become famous online in videos where they constantly are throwing epic fits. The parrot in this joke had a mind of its own as well and apparently, a mouth to match. What would the man do to correct the bird? This is a joke that is guaranteed to go down as a classic of all time.

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”

John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, “May I ask what the turkey did?”

Source: Tickld