If you’ve ever been in a long-time romantic relationship or marriage, you know that these long relationships can be trying after a while. No matter how much we love our partners, at some point, everyone experiences frustration. It’s bound to happen. There may even be days when you don’t even feel like trying, but through it all, most of us get up every day and give it all we’ve got. It’s the nature of human beings to try to make the best of any situation we’re in. When it comes to our domestic partnerships or marriages, nothing deserves our tender loving care more than these important relationships. If your partner’s life depended on you cooking three balanced meals every day and never giving him or her any stress at all, could you do it? It’s easy to say we would, but as human beings perfection isn’t easy. If you can relate, you’ll enjoy the hilarious joke below.
A woman accompanies her husband to the doctor. After the husband’s check-up, the doctor asks the woman if he can have a word with her in his office.
“Certainly Doctor, anything for my husband”, the woman replies.
The doctor says, “Your husband is suffering from a very rare and severe disorder, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, he will die.”
“Each morning you must fix him a healthy hearty breakfast. You must be pleasant and make sure he is in good humor. For lunch make him a nutritious meal and for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with any chores, as he is probably had a hard day. Don’t discuss any of your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.”
The doctor continues to say, “Do all of these things and he should continue to live a happy healthy life for 15 to 20 years.”
The wife takes all this into consideration and exits the doctor’s office.
On the drive home, the husband asked the wife, “What did the doctor have to say to you ?”
She replies, “He said you’re going to die.”