It doesn’t matter who we are, there are going to be certain jokes that just seem to crack us up. Perhaps it started out with knock-knock jokes but we probably grew out of that phase eventually. It may have jumped into ‘Little Johnny’ jokes or perhaps we might have even started to walk on the wild side. One type of joke that is always going to be funny is a blonde joke. It doesn’t matter if you are a brunette, redhead or even a blonde, you probably laugh when you hear them. Don’t believe me? Check out this one an try not to laugh:
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the Kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an Auto Parts store?
“No,” the cook said. “Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of Headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of Crisp bacon.”
“Oh , OK!” said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then Spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”
She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, Headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!”
