There is a saying that many husbands tend to live by and that is “happy wife, happy life.” Then again, there are also some husbands who like to push the limits and they often do so to their own detriment. As most husbands will tell you, there are certain subjects that are just off the table from the start and one of those is weight. You might have something on your mind but once it comes out of your mouth, you can never bring it back again. As you are about to see, it may also cause some backlash that you weren’t expecting.
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
‘What the Hell is this??’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
‘April,’ he hollered into the bathroom,
‘why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’
She replied with a snicker…’lt’s not talcum powder……lt’s ‘Miracle Grow’
